Bill Allred Quotes

It's fun to watch butter on the hoof.

I don't care. I'm Mr. Buttons.

Honey? Traffic's kinda busy and you're naked. Honey!?

A rich compost of turkey manure and wood shavings.

The 'jugastuff' had a baby this spring.

How long are you supposed to leave your Karl Malone tree up?

I'm talking from my muff.

It's not easy being a bivalve in today's modern world.

We're nothing but common whores.

I don't believe the government has a knobby.

Is that about farting zombies?

Eat your way to safety!

He's living 'La Vida Wee-Wee'.

They're 'fun bags' not 'feed bags!'

I've got a powerful thirst for some of that lactation.