Groucho Marx Quotes

Harpo, a shy and silent fellow, was taken up by the Algonquin crowd, at that time probably the most famous and brilliant conversational group in America. On a clear day, a good many of the following would be assembled there for lunch and mayhem: George Kaufman, Marc Connelly, Robert Benchley, Alexander Woollcott, Franklin P. Adams, Dorothy Parker, Newman Levy, Robert Sherwood, Howard Dietz and many others.

Βρίσκω την τηλεόραση πολύ διαπαιδαγωγική. Όποτε κάποιος την ανοίγει, πάω στο άλλο δωμάτιο και διαβάζω ένα βιβλίο.

quote me as saying I was misquoted

This isn’t a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others merely by getting a law passed. There are large groups in America who, if they could swing it, would prohibit the use of everything that they didn’t personally approve of — smoking, drinking, dancing, going to the movies, eating Italian salami and, if it could be regulated, even love.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read

I wish I'd been a Hell-raiser when I was 30 years old. I tried when I was 50 but I always got sleepy.

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light!

Now that I had become a man (with a leaky fountain pen to prove it), I was ready to take on the world.

Es mejor estar callado y parecer tonto, que hablar y despejar las dudas definitivamente.

I do not want to belong to any club that would accept me as a member.

Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.

Judi adalah cara paling cepat untuk kehilangan uang tanpa merasa sakit

I don't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member-

i miei progetti sono ancora in Embrione: non so se ci sei mai stato, è un sobborgo della metropoli delle pie illusioni. Attualmente sono immerso anima e corpo in Casablanca, un'avventura appassionante. Mi alzo ogni mattina alle sette, sferro alla sveglia un calcio nei cosiddetti e volo allo studio. ...

Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them . . . well, I have others.