Jack Benny

American comedic entertainer (1894–1974)

Jack Benny (February 14, 1894 – December 26, 1974), born Benjamin Kubelsky, was an American comedian, vaudeville performer, and radio, television, and film actor. He was one of the biggest stars in classic American radio and was also a major television personality.

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Birth Name: Benjamin Kubelsky

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Bob Hope: Put your head back through there, or I'll start handing out baseballs to the audience.

Marilyn Monroe: What about the difference in our ages?

Jack: What do you mean, you think? Can't you tell?

Cook: We have some breast of flamingo and gazelle steaks.

Jack: I'm scared, I'm frightened.

Clyde: General Electric.

Jack Benny: Where's that big glass star I told you to pack away last Christmas?

Jack: Well, only if you have enough. I'd hate for you to run out to the zoo just for me.

Thug: This is a stickup! Now come on. Your money or your life.

Clyde: I wondered why he had his hand on his hip when I shot him.

Jack: I know, but peanut butter?

Bob: This is rather strange for me, I'm on the major network. [mouths ABC]

Jack: I'm thinking it over!