Jarod Kintz Quotes

You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.

I have a beard of fog that I wear on misty mornings. It’s not cigarette smoke, but I’d understand if you wanted to shave it off and inhale it.

Should I go up one flight of stairs and then come back down, or should I go down one flight of stairs and then come back up? Same destination, same distance, same amount of work, but two different paths. Who knows, I might find love on one path. Probably the path I don’t choose.

She wants to teach me to dance, but how do you instruct water to flow? I'm so fluid all you can do is swim in my moves and drink my essence.

I have always loved camping, ever since I was eight, and was forcibly stuffed in a trunk and dropped off in the middle of the forest. My dad was a complex man, but I believe he was trying to show me the value of camping.

Love like you owe nothing, and pay in full.

As a fiction writer, let me make it up, and let me make it up to you. I’ll pen our love story, if you’ll be my co-author.

I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.

I like using scented markers. Especially when I’m trying to color the inside of my nostrils.

I want to read the employment section of the Bible. I think it’s simply called Job.

If you’re tired of taking one step forward and two steps back, just turn around. That way you’ll be going forward in reverse.

No matter how much water a sink takes on, it never lives up to its name. The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

Life is made up of only one thing: the now. The past and the future could be considered dreams, if only they were as real. At least a dream is in the now.

My next breath may very well be in your lungs. Store it wisely, because my life depends on it.

I am an orange construction cone, and I say to you, “Caution.” This is my advice for love — and for driving while blindfolded, which is safer than love.